Maryland my Maryland!

Oh Maryland my Maryland
If you weren’t next to Washington
We’d hardly know you
Maryland my Maryland

Oh Maryland My Maryland
The Irony is your shaped like a gun
You Have banned toy guns and real ones
Maryland my Maryland

Oh Maryland my Maryland
You have identity issues
You aren’t the south nor are you north
Maryland my Maryland

Oh Maryland my Maryland
All of your Sports teams suck
How you wish the Colts were still in Baltimore
Maryland my Maryland

Oh Maryland my Maryland
You are such a blue State
Even God would have a hard time winning as a Republican
Maryland my Maryland

Oh Maryland my Maryland